Digital Raven (digitalraven) wrote,
Digital Raven


If you know not the first fucking thing about networks, do not get in my face. In fact, do not be in the same room. If you have no knowledge of TCP/IP, do not tell me to "wiggle the wires". Do not lean over my shoulders and say "Mmm" under your fucking breath as if you have more of an idea than I do.

I hate parents.

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