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Dear Idiots of U. S. America[0]

Next time you make a ludicrous penis extension for your fat, impotent middle class can you let me know first? I'd rather like the chance to murder everyone involved in their sleep ahead of time for putting a gun to the head of my fucking planet.

Thank you.

[0]: As if it need be said, a subset of the people of the US not including the people I like.


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Sep. 13th, 2004 12:13 pm (UTC)
That was everything I meant to say on the subject, in about half the words.


Now time for me to get on with taking this Project Mayhem business right up the coast to Madison Avenue, home of the sleaze that markets and advertises this sort of thing.

Sep. 13th, 2004 12:41 pm (UTC)
Ahhh, I want one. Two, actually. Mmmmm...
Sep. 13th, 2004 12:53 pm (UTC)
I'm not surprised in the least. Where'd I leave my big black ACME™ bomb?
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