But that's no way to update a fucking journal.
Unfortunately, apart from cursing myself, not eating or sleeping and feeling generally wretched, I've not managed to do much since Monday afternoon.
So instead I bring you: What this Update Should Have Been.
You write the update while I try to sleep. A fun game for all the family
: Family must be aged 18 or over, 21 in some backwards shitholes that really should be wiped out for the good of humanity