Digital Raven (digitalraven) wrote,
Digital Raven

I want to track down everyone that's pissing me off right now and beat the shit out of them one-on-one. I want to break them with my own two hands, to feel their will to live flowing from their bodies when they see that I am superior to them in every way shape and form.

I have been too long curbing my hatred and it is now a physically destructive force, capable of putting my fist through an inch-thick plank of wood without me noticing. This is what happens when I am declawed and people poke at me. To all of those people: Bring it on. You will not live past the night, I swear. I am the God of Violence and I am going to make you all pay, you bastards.

  • The Dark Side

    Despite cairmen's lousy taste in cinema, he redeems himself with both activism and interesting links. The Dark Side of Dubai is one of…

  • In The News

    Stay classy, Ryanair. Stay classy, Microsoft. Stay classy, Circuit City liquidators. Stay classy– what, again? Okay. Stay classy, (a…

  • Editorializing with Hyperlinks

    Facebook's epic legal fail ( previously, Hugh, Spud) hit the front page of free traveller's fishwrap The Metro. Which on the one hand is a…

  • Post a new comment


    Comments allowed for friends only

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded