"Who are you?"
"The new Number Two. You are Number Six."
"I am not a number! I am a free man!"
It's Friday night. I'm at home and sober. For everyone else in a similar situation (at least, those in front of computers), I offer the following idea: Tell me something you don't think I know. Anything from a secret to a dirty limerick to a story title to a daft quiz. Whatever comes to mind.