December 7th, 2002

Brainiac

Jeans

I just split my longest running pair of jeans. Nice long tear, as long as one of the back pockets, right next to it. Only good point is that now I can scratch my arse inside my jeans. I need to buy more jeans. Fortunately, I'm an easy person to buy jeans for. 34/34, black denim with deep pockets. I need to do that tomorrow.

Had to demo the AI assignment. Evil demonstration during which I forgot entirely what I had to do for it.

"So, what are the benefits of a semantic network?"
"Um..."
"It was in the lecture notes, and it was in your report."
"I can't remember. Just let me get the fuck out of here having not failed hideously and stop asking me these fucking stupid questions you moron!"

Thursday was a whirl of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll. Well, as Meat Loaf sang, two out of three ain't bad. Was thoroughly bored otherwise. Went to the local Asda to piss off one of my housemates and was thoroughly stoned at people Otherwise, didn't do much. Ain't I the boring bugger?

On a completely random tangent (with thanks to bruceb), I am

Robert A. Heinlein
Beginning with technological action stories and progressing to epics with religious overtones, this take-no-prisoners writer racked up some huge sales numbers.

Men and Motors is a great channel. Softcore pornography and comedy laddish voice-over with the girl in question.

"Your boyfriend is an American football player... is he good at handling odd shaped balls?"

Bwahahahahaha
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    amused amused
Brainiac

Random Thought

Either the Royal Mail are dicking me around or people ain't sending me things when they should be. Here's the count of what I've supposed to have received so far:

The 3 remaining New Style and 1 remaining SLA Industries book that I do not have, from Hogshead. Payment on the card went through over a week ago. No sign.

A Pratchett paperback, the Confederation Handbook, Lazarus Churchyard and BESM, from Amazon. All but BESM arrived Wednesday. Lazarus Churchyard kicks major arse. Still no idea of when BESM should be here.

Whatever the guys sent me from the GitMeet 2K2. I ain't sure when it was supposed to be sent, but most things internationally don't take more than a week, so I'm getting worried.

Several bills for my cell phone. All received. All paid for.

I bet it's the GPO. Sons of female dogs that they are couldn't read a post code properly if they tried...
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    Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit