Digital Raven (digitalraven) wrote,
Digital Raven

Late lemming

That "10 things" meme was going around while I was away. I thought as a catch-up I would go for it anyway. This is because I'm just about out of coprox and tramadol fucks me up badly, so I don't want to take it unless I really have to.

Yarr. Today has been day of pain.
    Ten things I've done that you (probably haven't
  1. Got recurring back pain for daring to do the washing up. Two fucking years ago.
  2. Taken close to the LD-50 of caffeine.
  3. Been propositioned by a guy while his girlfriend waited in anticipation.
  4. Met my girlfriend online — and it's the best relationship I've ever had
  5. Met Brian May
  6. Consumed 50 units of alcohol in a five hour period.
  7. Quoted Clint Eastwood down the phone to clients at work ("You don't listen to good, do you asshole?")
  8. Not had anything worse than a brush touch my hair since last century
  9. Had three different jobs in three different countries
  10. Moved to a country I knew fuck-all about and lived there with random people for 14 months, and learned more of the language than those who set out to do so.
Which am I proud of? 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10. The others could fuck right off for all I care.
Tags: 10 things, meme

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