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For those of you that follow the Werewolf forum, here's a little treat. My response to a 14 year old inbred on the Patriarch thread.

>>There is no difference between faith and religion.<<

This is wrong on so many levels it is truly impossible to define. There is plenty of difference, you dribbling moron. It is possible to have faith in things without imparting the strict belief structures of a religion on to the thing in which one has faith. For instance, on my rare happy days I have faith that humanity has not regressed back to the levels of plankton. I really cannot prove this with idiots like you around, but I have faith that you are not the benchmark for my species. Does this mean that "Hoping that not all humanity is a drooling fuckhead" is suddenly a religion?

>>The only right to religion I give you is to be ignored in case I don't like your religion.This is the principle of peaceful conexistence. If you tries to speak to me about religion I will tell you how stupid you and wrong you are.<<

I can't believe I missed this on the first pass. First, you give nobody any rights. You are not special, their rights are not yours to give. Secondly, we have the right to flame the ever-loving fuck out of you for your views on religion, which are (and let's be honest here) the kind of thing I'd expect from a five year old rhesus monkey, not an actual human being. It's a right I feel like exercising, because you're just too inviting a target. Third, about this whole "stupid and wrong"? You're funny. The only one you can prove stupid is yourself (which you're doing an admirable job of), and how precisely do you intend to prove all of us who happen to follow a religion that we are wrong for doing so? Under which classification of right and wrong will we be using? The strict logical sense, something more along the lines of Kant, or perhaps Descartes? I'd like to see you try, only to fail utterly.

Rejected, learn English in such a way that you're not embarrassing our non-EFL forumites with your gibbering. Really, the whole rest of your posts is your prepubescent anger towards authority figures being directed at the Christian church in particularly ill-phrased insults in which you mistakenly believe that you have points. Here's the short form: You don't. You are coming across as an illiterate blob of protoplasm which is outclassed in intelligence by several single-celled organisms. You're also coming across as if you have the temper of a spoiled four year old denied having a pink sky because they want a pink sky.

The sky is blue, sweetheart. Nobody really gives two tugs of a dead dog's cock what you think because none of us will be able to discern meaning from that tripe you (I assume) call `spelling' and `grammar' and I'm only even posting this because I've run out of floppy disks to sacrifice to the Gods and the vodka hasn't yet worn off.


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Mar. 3rd, 2003 08:05 pm (UTC)
You're trying to entice me back, aren't you, O Subtle One?

*Grins to shame the Cheshire Cat.*
Mar. 4th, 2003 08:52 am (UTC)
Actually, to do that, I believe the words "New Rage Across the Forums" would be quite effective as well.

Although short of the above troll, things have been getting better. Hell, there were even a couple days where Achilles was starting to be decent. He then reverted to trolldom again, but there were a couple days. . .

Mar. 3rd, 2003 09:12 pm (UTC)

...yeh fuckin' rawk.
Mar. 3rd, 2003 09:48 pm (UTC)
*Stands and applauds* Bravo Stew, Bravo.

- Ree/Lia
Mar. 3rd, 2003 10:11 pm (UTC)
That was beautiful. {applauds}

Mar. 4th, 2003 04:20 am (UTC)
*joins in the ovation* That was beautiful, man.

D668, Fianna antitribu
Mar. 4th, 2003 05:37 am (UTC)
Does this mean that "Hoping that not all humanity is a drooling fuckhead" is suddenly a religion?

actually, i'm sure you could easily start up this church if you were so inclined. tax exempt status awaits you, my friend!
Mar. 4th, 2003 08:37 am (UTC)
>> Does this mean that "Hoping that not all humanity is a drooling fuckhead" is suddenly a religion?<<

I like this idea and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Mar. 4th, 2003 10:32 am (UTC)
Stew, you just made my morning. There is nothing like reading a rant to break up the monotony of midterm studying =)

Mar. 4th, 2003 10:55 am (UTC)
What a moron
Seriously now, Rejected was just a jack ass of all trades. It bugs me to death to think that people walking around waste their grey matter on bits of useless diatribe like this, and expect to be respected in the ultimate end. His parents must have ignored him as a child, or maybe he was beat about the head and shoulders too much. Either way, there has to be a reason for why he's missing so much grey matter.

I refuse to believe people are born this way, if they are, maybe I should just throw in the towel and hug a nuclear weapon.
Mar. 4th, 2003 01:42 pm (UTC)
Re: What a moron
Why hug it? Are you going to ride it down Dr. Strangelove style?

Seriously, though, morons like that tend to only come out of the woodwork online. Well, that's where they show their true colors, at least. They know nobody can actually come after them with a crowbar, so they let loose on that sort of mental diarrhea that trolls emit.

In a moderated forum, it's a two way street, as they can get banned for pushing too far, but on the other hand, anyone who responds to them in the way they deserve can get thrown off as well. That's why this is in Stew's journal, and not the forums. Now, if this were Usenet on the other hand, this guy would likely have had literal flames spewing out of his computer by now, scorching his immature ass.

Hmmm, now there's an image.

Mar. 4th, 2003 03:35 pm (UTC)
Why hug it?

To get rid of his soul. It's a noble enough cause. Researchers at Soviet Science City fifteen found that the soul was an incredibly complex electromagnetic manifestation. In the same experiment they found forces they could only call "God" and "Satan" were gathering the souls of those who fell on their side of the coin into giant electromagnetic weapons. When the apocalypse comes those weapons are going to be detonated. Whichever has more power will leave the remains of creation with a spiritual version of ground radiation which will slate the world that will colour the way the universe is when it is remade. The whole spiritual real-estate will end up like Chernobyl, but rather than radiation mutating cells, it will mutate everything closer to it's ideal.

These scientists discovered that the blast from a conventional nuclear weapon, most notably the electromagnetic pulse at ground zero, was enough to disrupt the electromagnetic signature of a person enough that it would not be absorbed into either side. The place was mostly closed down, but the scientists still run detonations, strapping people to nukes who don;t want to be used as a weapon for either side. There's a bar there with pictures of people as they take their last drink.

Mar. 5th, 2003 07:08 pm (UTC)
Damn, so that's how it works. . . I suppose I should find myself a nuke then. . .

Mar. 7th, 2003 12:55 am (UTC)
your prepubescent anger towards authority figures being directed at the Christian church

Been there, done that. Needed someone to beat all that shit out of my head then. Since I didn't find it then, kudos to you for trying it with the kid now.
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