Digital Raven (digitalraven) wrote,
Digital Raven
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New drunk test

If ever I am at Emmental and the idea of consuming a heaped teaspoon of Justin's chilis sounds like a good idea, I am far too drunk.

If I make the mistake of drinking water afterwards, I will simply shoot myself.

Edit:If the suggestion comes up again, I will just kill the fucker making the suggestion. Not only will it save me a night of excruciating pain, it'd get someone back for the night I just had. Sometimes responsibility helps with drunk tests.
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