No milk or sugar. Were I to render coffee, it would be in the style of the Four Yorkshiremen's tea. Not what I need on an empty stomach.
Have done enough tidying that my flat has a dearth of cold pizza and crisps. Which is a fucker when you wake up wanting breakfast.
This pre-first-cigarette rambling brought to you by me needing to be awake an hour early and not being chuffed about it.