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Forgotten how much longer a morning takes me if I have to remember how to arm a tie and find cufflinks.

No milk or sugar. Were I to render coffee, it would be in the style of the Four Yorkshiremen's tea. Not what I need on an empty stomach.

Have done enough tidying that my flat has a dearth of cold pizza and crisps. Which is a fucker when you wake up wanting breakfast.

This pre-first-cigarette rambling brought to you by me needing to be awake an hour early and not being chuffed about it.



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Jul. 11th, 2005 03:13 pm (UTC)
how early is early, unless its 6.30 EVERY FUCKING WEEKDAY you get no sympathy although i do feel your pain!
Jul. 11th, 2005 06:52 pm (UTC)
6:20 today and tomorrow so I can catch a train to Glasgow.

Any time is too fucking early when there is a tie to be tied.
Jul. 11th, 2005 07:24 pm (UTC)
can i repeat EVERY FUCKING WEEKDAY, and try applying eyeliner when half asleep that kinda pisses on your tie tying efforts
Jul. 11th, 2005 10:14 pm (UTC)
You speak the words of someone who has never tried to arm a full Windsor knot while very fucking hungover.

Eyeliner you can do without. Ties I cannot, at least not these two mornings.
Jul. 12th, 2005 07:26 am (UTC)
you've seen me sans-makeup right? how can you insist i can do without even the vile eyeliner?!
Jul. 12th, 2005 06:14 pm (UTC)
Quite easily, on account of having seen you without makeup.
Jul. 13th, 2005 07:19 am (UTC)
ah but you were hunged over and therefore not allowed to judge but now i feel all warm and tingly from the compliment....i'm going through a feein' fat stage (again) i hate summer
Jul. 13th, 2005 07:20 am (UTC)
actually i lie i love summer just hate my fat legs and love handles
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