Had you told me at midnight that I would have donated a vastly expensive beer to the cause of said, I would have told you that you were a liar.
Had you told me at one in the morning that not only would I donate a beer, but that I would be called "handsome", get Amanda's beer, and a kiss from her, I would have called bullshit on the whole thing.
But you would have been right.
Fuck all y'all. Thank fuck I don't have to work tomorrow.
Now where's Charlie's pictures of the evening?
: My token Americanism. I'm allowed, damnit.