If I do not sleep tonight then I am calling it in. I have to make statements like this because otherwise my vast sense of loyalty and pride prevents me from doing anything as bad as taking a sick day when ill but my presence is required at ork (see how no sleep fucks my grammar?). But now I have to live up to what I have said I will do.
Of course, going in to work would mean I could see about signing up with work's doctor... fucking excuse generator in my head.
I go die now. gominokouhai is the one to ask about tickets to dance on my grave. Mind the lungfoam, it explodes like a nailbomb and has a half-life of several centuries.