Oh, and official question, even though I've asked a nontrivial amount of the audience already: Go look at this picture and tell me whether I look sexy, all fucked up on some illegal substance, ugly as sin, or any combination of the above. Those that have already answered don't have to, of course.
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Or maybe you're watching them live...
Either way you're a lucky bastard.
Sorry if I struck a nerve, but I hadn't read enough of your posts to determine you're from another country.
Now I know (and, really, knowing is half the battle)
Get over your Englishness and take a compliment.
Wow, you really are new to Stew's journal...
a) Don't take it that personally (yet), and
b) Trust me. This has nothing (okay, very little) to do with Stew's Englishness.
::ducks::
Guess you need to dry your wit out some more. Leave it out overnight, should be drier in the morning. ;)
Anyways, RE:the picture that has you in kind of fucked up on whatever drug...
It would look "sexy" if the lighting were a smidge down, and if the person viewing it had some background knowledge of the photo. A little caption saying "me after saving some chick's life" OR "me after kicking someone's ass for hitting a woman". All those tend to be sexy to the ladies. Or you could just say "Me after I got really, really, fucked up on my b-day."
WTB, Danish/English Bacon.
All the above, obviously.
I showed the picture to a friend for an opinion, and he said (and I quote): "Someone get that dude a badass award. (and a comb)"
And since there seems to be lots of confusion going around about people's identities 'round here, I'm not British and I'm not a girl. Thus any confusion regarding who I am is solely the fault of anyone not capable of reading between the lines.
Yes, that's right...I'm an Israeli Hermaphrodite. :-)
I'm sure that you're quite attractive in person. Really.[1] Just not really fitting my taste.[2] *cough*
-Kill, "Yarr. I'm... unattractive."
1: You can put the knife down, BC. I'm not insulting your man.
2: You can put the knife back down, BC. I'm not after your man.