Wearing a tie. $DEITY help me, I thought I'd avoided that.
Eyes burning. Staggered through to grab a shirt to iron and didn't notice that there was someone on the sofa. Good thing I'm up early enough to confuse my normal IFF, or I'd have clobbered the unknown target with an iron just to be on the safe side. Mornings make me cranky, early mornings make me confused.
In early, out early, but I have words to make up so I have no idea when I will be at the pub.
I need a cigarette.