Seven Deadly Sins
1. Who did you last get angry with?
2. What is your weapon of choice?
Hammer, crowbar, knife, semi-automatic weapons, chainsaw, glaive. Glaives are so under appreciated.
3. Would you ever hit a member of the opposite sex?
Not without a fucking good reason.
4. Same sex?
Of course I would. Fucking bring it, I'll take you all on.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
6. What is your pet peeve?
7. Do you keep grudges?
It's impossible not to. Some bastard crosses me, they're going *down*.
1. What is one thing you were supposed to do daily that you haven't in a long time?
2. What's the latest you've ever woken up?
6PM. Then again, I did get to bed at midday.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact but haven't?
Stella. Been a while since I heard anything from her.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
"It should work but it doesn't."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
I don't think we have those over here.
6. When was the last time you had a good workout?
Too long ago. I need to get back into martial arts.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm today?
Alarm? You're talking bollocks. It's a university holiday.
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
The caramel latte. To a guy for whom a cup of filter coffee is a needed extravagance...
2. Meat eaters?
If it wasn't alive and cute at some point in it's life, I eat it on sufferance.
3. What is the greatest amount of Alcohol you've ever consumed in one sitting?
24 bottles of Budweiser, an unspecified amount of Jack Daniels that was at least a litre. Drank myself unto unconsciousness. Alternatively, 10 pints of ale in an hour followed by at least 5 more pints (probably more), double vodka chasers on every pint, and at least a pint of vodka after that. My memory isn;t working from that night, either.
4. Have you ever used a diet company?
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Why would I?
6. Do you prefer sweets, spicy, or salty foods?
I prefer all food.
7. Have you ever looked at a housepet or a small child and thought "food"?
Thought and said.
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting family/people in movies/babies)?
8 or so.
2. How many people have seen you naked (not counting blahblahblah)?
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite sex during conversation?
Mmmm, tits. I mean, yeah.
4. Have you "done it"?
5. What is your favorite body part of your gender of choice?
All of t3h b0d13z 0f t3h l4yd33z
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
7. Have you ever had to be tested for an STD?
Nope. Not past the standard tests when donating blood.
1. How many Credit Cards do you own?
None. One debit, though.
2. What is your guilty pleasure store?
3. If you had 1 million bucks, what would you do?
Translate it into pounds, pay off my student loan, get a nice place to live, a 38" plasma screen TV, broadband internet for life and an Aston.
4. Would you rather be rich or famous?
Famous. Or infamous as the person that kicked the PM in the bollocks.
5. Would you accept a boring job in exchange for megabucks?
Depends if the job was boring or soul-crushing.
6. Have you ever stolen something?
Yup. Usually from the fuckers I worked for.
7. How many MP3s do you have on your computer?
A fair few. Mostly legal or stuff I can't physically get in this country.
1. What one thing have you done that you're proud of?
Getting through 14 months living in a foreign country.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are proud of?
That. Graduating, when I do.
3. What would you like to accomplish in life?
Big, beautifully mad things that would change the world or give the world a message.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in 2nd place?
Why should I?
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill where you were more skilled than others in the contest and knew it?
Of course. I just had a gift for Unreal deathmatches.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
1. What item of your friend's would you like to have the most?
A working final year project. A car.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?
Moo. Question makes no bloody sense to people outside the US. Thar interweb is international, you bloody idiots...
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Someone with a better family than mine, one with fewer issues.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
5. Have you ever wished you had a different physical feature than you already have?
Only really longer hair.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had in yourself?
The ability to live up to my own standards.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this Survey?
Why would I?
8. What's your favorite sin?
Lust is exquisitely fun. Anger is who I am. WOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRR!