Digital Raven (digitalraven) wrote,
Digital Raven
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Salad, salad, bastard salad

One day, I'm going to grab a sandwich for lunch and have a choice. Not today. For some reason, the Secret Masters have decreed thzt only two of the twenty types of sandwich sold here shall have no tomato.

Am I really that much of a freak to think that tomatoes have more in common with alien eggs than with actual fruit? Surely iLm not alone in my disgust for it's watery, seedy mass?

I'm seriously considering making my own bloody sandwihes for a change.
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