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I have now flagged my entire LJ as Adults Only. Mostly because I have a habit of using "cunt" as punctuation (also known as "being British"), a background level of sweary misanthropy that's usually funny but occasionally not, and because I make too many nob jokes.

If you're under the age of 18, you can't read this. Boo fucking hoo. You can't drink or buy horse porn either.

Unless, of course, you lied about your age, an act that is stupidly, obnoxiously easy if you can even imagine creatures with opposable thumbs. It's the LJ equivalent of getting a grown-up to go into the offy for you to grab a litre of shite cider to get you cunted, or picking up whatever torn scud-books that older men have hidden in the railway sidings or on some waste ground.

I'm not condoning this, please note. Just stating the fact with some amusing examples as a rhetorical device.

Like I'm stating the fact that the flagging system is active on all posts. Including this one, right here. Good to see Livejournal eating their own dogfood.

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mythdude
Nov. 30th, 2007 11:41 pm (UTC)
...but what if you lie about your age to appear younger? :P
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