Last night, as a sign of sleep deprivation, I started considering what 1984 would look like if it were written in LOLcat.

"Invisdible clokz dun struk 13!!!1!"
"We alwyz war wif lolrus. Ya rly! We stoleded his bukkit."
"He luv ceiling cat. Ceiling cat is watchin yoo masturbate."
"Room 101 contain ur worst feer. Big dog."
"If you wants imagine futur, imagin no cheezburger forever. kthxbai"

I am quite possibly insane.