Digital Raven (digitalraven) wrote,
Digital Raven

A warning

Whatever you do, over the next few days, do not say anything to make me annoyed, even in jest. If yesterday were an 8 on the 1-10 scale of "shit that could happen", today is a 12. I swear, the next person so much as looks at me funny is going to have "pain" re-defined.

I wish killing people wasn't against the law. Then I could calm down.

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