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annajaneclare you need to see this: http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html

Everyone else? Well, depends on your tolerance for truly and utterly shit description.


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Mar. 11th, 2009 06:36 pm (UTC)
Saw it last night. Oh my GAWD. Epic. Truly epic. It's like someone ate Roget's Thesaurus followed by The Song of Solomon, guzzled four gallons of grape juice and vomited exuberantly.

Her tongue was a ferret? Really? That's got to make for some bad breath.
Mar. 11th, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
Some Yorkshiremen stuff ferrets down their trousers. Not me.
Mar. 11th, 2009 06:45 pm (UTC)
Aww, Stew got published! I'm so proud of you.

Now, can someone explain to me how pubic hair is *anything* like FIELDS OF WHEAT?!?!

.....does that mean she has grain lice?

Her legs were quills? What does THAT even mean? They were something you could write with?
Mar. 11th, 2009 09:24 pm (UTC)
Or everything south of her ladygarden is a porcupine.
Mar. 11th, 2009 07:10 pm (UTC)
Where does one sign up for citrus breasts? Actually, no, can I sign up for beer breasts? That'll make yah popular.
Mar. 11th, 2009 09:27 pm (UTC)
I think my brain just short-circuited. Well done.
Mar. 11th, 2009 07:38 pm (UTC)
I followed a link to the book on Amazon. To perhaps nobody's surprise, the book is, and I quote, "temporarily out of stock."
Mar. 15th, 2009 01:37 am (UTC)
Ouch. Did the Time Cube guy find religion?
Mar. 12th, 2009 01:30 am (UTC)
Apparently it's endorsed by the late Sir Arthur C. Clarke, yanno.

"Ron Miller is unfairly talented." -- Sir Arthur C Clarke

Someone's been quote mining, I see. It's possible that Arthur C. once had an exceptionally good dinner round at Ron's because Ron's a genius in the kitchen. Perhaps. But I seriously fucking doubt he was talking about literary talent.
Mar. 12th, 2009 09:37 pm (UTC)
"Ron Miller is unfairly talented. Most people have at least some talent, while he appears to be entirely bereft."
Mar. 11th, 2009 08:00 pm (UTC)
Mighty Christ.
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