Woke up (~02:45). Took woefully inadequate painkillers. Went back to bed (~03:30). Got out of bed (~08:15). Phoned in sick (~08:30). Watched Frasier. Took godhand painkillers (~09:10). Slept. Woke up (~13:20). Begged universe to let me find more painkillers. Found them (~2:10). Sat on sofa. Passed out. Woke up (~15:30).