Anyway. In order to boost responses to the post two below this one, here's my response that I've been adding to others that I have seen. Cut for brevity, so go, read and reply to that other post.
Yes, I am that much of a comment-whore.
I lost my virginity when I was 19, to a girl I had met the day before I moved across England to go to university. We ended up together for just over eight months before I realised that she was nuts. We did get thrown out of a nightclub for fucking in front of the bar. She did teach me a lot of important lessons about relationships.
My best female friend at high school was a lesbian. I've been told she trained me well.
I have been in a total of two fights outside of martial arts class. Once was when I was 12, and I got the shit beaten out of me. The second, I was mugged and again got the shit beaten out of me. This second lead to one of the pieces of fiction I'm happiest with. I have never assaulted anyone with either a knife or a crowbar, but I carry a knife for self defence.
I consider myself dressed without a shirt, but not without a Leatherman.
Despite all my claims, I have never taken magic mushrooms or LSD, though it is not for want of trying.
I have made and burned/detonated napalm, nitroglycerine and thermite. I know how to make explosive and hollow-point pellets for air rifles. I learned all fo this when I was 14.
I read a minimum of two books a week.
I dislike both onions and tomatoes. Unless they are on pizza. All pizzas can be made better with both anchovies and olives. Also on the subject of food, I need to eat at least one curry a week or I go into withdrawl.